NASA and JPL are a bunch of cold-hearted SOBs: Juno is on a suicide mission!

"coqui70" (coqui70) 07/05/2016 at 22:28 • Filed to: NASA, JPL, spacelopnik, WTF, Juno, Jupiter

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So ... what do you think should be the reward for traveling !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! through the Solar System, leaving behind friends and family and expanding the knowledge of the Human Race? A big “FUCK YOU!” and a fiery death in a planet far away, that’s what! The bastards at JPL intended for Juno’s !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! to be a one-way trip all along! What about the little probes back home, waiting for Mommy to come back? Screw ‘em says NASA! No return trip, no parade ... no nothing! Oh sure the meat-sacks get life support systems, special meals and medals. The probes do all the freakin’ work - ask the Mars Rovers! Will they shut her down before entry into the Jovian atmosphere? !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! “we want to see what we can while Juno screams in binary all the way down”. That is some cold-ass shit. Murderous !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - go to Hell!

Sam > coqui70 07/05/2016 at 22:32

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The main reason they’re crashing it is to avoid “Europeans meet American Indians”-ing (infecting with Earth biology) any life on Europa.

coqui70 > Sam 07/05/2016 at 22:36

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Yeah I call bullshit on that ... those nasty booger-pickers at JPL didn’t care about that when they sent the Mars missions in. That’s ok ... payback is a motherfucker ...

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > coqui70 07/05/2016 at 22:41

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Look, the Monolith already told us we cant mess up Europa. Either we chuck Juno into Jupiter so she can finally be with her husband, or we risk her running into Europa and having the monolith wipe us off the face of the solar system.

wafflesnfalafel > coqui70 07/05/2016 at 22:42

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Cherry_man1 > coqui70 07/05/2016 at 22:42

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Would it burn up thought? It is a gas giant. Are we sure it even has a solid core?

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Cherry_man1 07/05/2016 at 22:46

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Sarcasm?

coqui70 > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP 07/05/2016 at 22:46

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All I’m saying is don’t send our future machine overlords to do all the dirty work ... they could have done a slingshot maneuver and sent her back. It just creates resentment.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > coqui70 07/05/2016 at 22:48

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coqui70 > Cherry_man1 07/05/2016 at 22:48

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Their “scientifically accurate video depiction” of the event shows a pretty decent fireball. Not very nice.

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > coqui70 07/05/2016 at 22:51

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So now you want to break up a marriage? Juno is Jupiter’s wife. Why would you want to seperate them? Juno isn’t being exiled from Earth, she is going back to her husband.

coqui70 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/05/2016 at 22:51

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Yep ... right there.

Svend > coqui70 07/05/2016 at 22:53

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coqui70 > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP 07/05/2016 at 22:55

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There’s a reason they were separated ... it’s complicated .

TheHondaBro > Cherry_man1 07/06/2016 at 02:14

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It has a “solid” core of highly-compressed gasses.

X37.9XXS > coqui70 07/06/2016 at 03:14

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Quit your bitching